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Pumpy Asked Whether He Helps With The Clean Up Or Just Watches, Trade Confirms Supervising From The Cab Counts As Hard Labour
Bloke Wrestles Power Trowel Across Fresh Slab In Gumboots Like It Owes Him Money, Leaves Footprints Everywhere And Calls It A Typical Day
Bali Pump Crew Sets Up Under A Nest Of Power Lines And Asks Safety Who The Fuck That Is, Sydney Says Never Heard Of Her Either
Harrisdale Pour Goes Three For Three And A Bloke In A Singlet Has Taken The Scorecard Personally, Sleeves Surgically Removed For The Occasion
Local Linehands Launch Search For Labour Who Pulls A Screed Like This For Free On A Weekend, Own Apprentice Still Won't Hold A Broom
Ginger Bloke In Tonga Jersey Stands Boots Wide On A Live Hose, Reads The Group Chat Tag Calling Him Tongan And Accepts It As Official Paperwork
Old boy found out the hard way, he never really did still have it
Tensions flair as the ole close enough certainly wasn’t good enough
Cairns Operator Known As Pumpy Chick Puts Her Whole Job In Her Name While Every Other Bloke In Queensland Is Stuck With A Surname
Foreman Leaves Bloke Alone On Miami High Rise For Five Minutes, Returns To Find Him Swinging Off The Edge Like A Wind Chime In A Harness
Police Academy Pass Mark Questioned After Footpath Chase, Linehands Offer To Run The Fitness Test Between Smoko And The Ute
Man Accused Over Ute Incident Tells Reporters Outside Court He Is Open To Reality TV Offers, Still Yet To Enter A Plea
Fight Breaks Out In Room Smaller Than A Line Pump Hopper, Crew Say Access Was Shit, Nobody Could Swing, And Someone Landed It Anyway
Bloke In A Black Cap Declares Delusion The Starting Point Of Every Dream, Concrete Trade Confirms It Also Explains 'Home By Two'
Every Linehand In The Country Identified In One Backyard Wearing Sunnies, Singlet And Teal Tns, Sleep-Ins Booked Clear Through To Christmas
Aunty Delivers Full Toolbox Talk In Eleven Words, Tells Every Linehand To Look At Themselves And Then Not Bother With The Mirror
Bloke In Supplement Shop Confirms Preferences Out Loud Four Times Running Until The Other Fella Says He Feels Better Now
Longo And The Good Fellas Demolish Caviar And Lobster Over Penfolds' Finest Red While Builders Keep Ordering Four Cube Too Many For Their Own Wildtrack Fund
Gold Coast Pump Owner Asks PumpLife To Find A Linehand Who Is 'Good And Reliable', Trade Says Lucky To Get One With A Full Set Of Teeth
Concrete Officially Replaces Congress As Most Powerful Body In The Country, Pumpers Named New Influencers After Airport Hangar Slab Goes Down Glossy
Perth Man, 32, Declares Swan River A Car Park, Police Disagree And Lay Charge Of Destruction Of Property
Local Man Marks Thirtieth Birthday By Handing Uncle Turbo A Fresh Set Of Skids, Because Cake Doesn't Leave Black Lines On The Bitumen
Nation's Blokes Suddenly Obsessed With Fishing After Spearfishing Reel, Nobody Can Name The Fish But Everyone Is Pricing Up A Boat
Self-Described Dumb Fencer Gives Concreter A Free Inspection, Finds Fall Meant To Reach The Drain Has Instead Opened A Swimming Pool
Bucket Crew Under A Mixer Chute Makes The Schwing Pump Completely Optional, Linehands Everywhere Check Their Own Commitment And Come Up Short
Lingo Officially Crowned Sexiest Bloke To Ever Run A Line Pump, Will Be Sinking Piss Daily Across Sydney's Finest Locations All Summer
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Station Street Boys Run A Bit Of Piggy In The Middle On The Tram Tracks While Half The Strip Films It And Nobody Wants The Ball
Former NRL Player Jamil Hopoate Stopped Traffic And Jumped On Cars In Brookvale Before Bystanders And Family Stepped In
Chuck Liddell Rules Somebody Needed To Go Sleep, Concrete Trade Confirms Same Diagnosis Applies To Every Linehand By Thursday Arvo
Linehands Declare Themselves Not Scared Of Ghosts Anymore After One Look At A Bedsheet With Pink Cheeks, Having Survived Worse Things Before Smoko
'Comeback Is Far Greater Than The Setback': Mates And Family Welcome Him Home In Silver Tracksuit Walk
Matt Wood Chips A Tree Straight Into His Own Windscreen And Walks Away, Because Thank God For Polycarbonate
Fifty Tonne Of Boom Pumping 200 An Hour Over The Back Left Is Held Up By An Excavator Bucket Because The Ground Won't Stop Trying To Fall In
Concrete Truck Permanently Solves Site Access By Refusing To Touch The Ground, Crew Left To Trowel A Cliff-Edge Slab At Sunset Like Nothing Is Wrong
Two Blokes Settle Highway Dispute With Slow-Motion Headlock And Gentle Slap, Ringside Comedian Rules It Less Violent Than A Passive-Aggressive Work Email
TESLA REINVENTS THE CONCRETE BOOM. TOYOTA: “CUNT, HAVE YOU TRIED DIESEL?
Operator Watches ONE Championship Fighter Plant Front Kick Straight Down The Middle And Finally Feels Seen By The Sport Of Kicking Linehands
Local Pumper Declared Part Cat After Squatting On Top Of Retaining Wall With Fucking Hose Over Shoulder, Gym Bros Told To Sit Down
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