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Operator Wakes Up Knowing He Is The Fucking Sexiest Man On Any Site And Walks Into The Yard Like Tony Soprano On Holiday
Near-Naked Bayswater Sprinter Clears Fences And Climbs A Roof Faster Than Any Apprentice Has Ever Reached The Smoko Van
Bloke Calls The Blowout Down To The Last Rock From A Grandstand Rail, Whole Stand Turns Round And Looks At Him Like The Crew Does On Good Days
Hi-Vis Bloke Offered One Beer To Get The Tree Down, Runs Straight At It Like A Boom Pour Deadline And Tree Keeps The Beer
Bloke Says Baggie Was Lovely, Nothing Wrong With It, Still Not Paying, And Every Linehand With An Open Smoko Tab Has Just Found Their Anthem
Bloke Stands Bolt Upright On Moving Harley In Balaclava And Sunnies, Pumpers Confirm Burnouts, Boobs And Beers Are The Only Three Things Worth Getting Up For
Robots Discover Colombian Software And Go Full Gold Coast Special, Now Need Only Peptides, Tastys And A Burleigh Pad To Be One Of The Boys
Amateur Debutant Leaps Through The Air With A Superman Punch And Finishes His First Fight Before A Project Manager Can Ask For An Update
Butcher Bird Robs Gold Coast Wagyu Burger Tucked So Far Into The Back Corners That Even The Crew Needed A Survey Before Scoring It 19 From 30
Sydney Crew Announce 200 Cube Will Start At 2pm With A Laugh, Dinner Declared A Casualty Before The First Truck Backs In
Woman Walks Out Of Caravan Saying 'I Want To Have Some Coffee', Operators Confirm That Is Exactly How Their Morning Brew Arrives Every Day
Bloke Stands Armpit Deep In A Fresh Slab Checking The Laser Level Like He's Waiting For A Bus, Trade Asks Who Forgot The Pump Hose
Pumpy Asked Whether He Helps With The Clean Up Or Just Watches, Trade Confirms Supervising From The Cab Counts As Hard Labour
Bloke Wrestles Power Trowel Across Fresh Slab In Gumboots Like It Owes Him Money, Leaves Footprints Everywhere And Calls It A Typical Day
Bali Pump Crew Sets Up Under A Nest Of Power Lines And Asks Safety Who The Fuck That Is, Sydney Says Never Heard Of Her Either
Harrisdale Pour Goes Three For Three And A Bloke In A Singlet Has Taken The Scorecard Personally, Sleeves Surgically Removed For The Occasion
Local Linehands Launch Search For Labour Who Pulls A Screed Like This For Free On A Weekend, Own Apprentice Still Won't Hold A Broom
Ginger Bloke In Tonga Jersey Stands Boots Wide On A Live Hose, Reads The Group Chat Tag Calling Him Tongan And Accepts It As Official Paperwork
Old boy found out the hard way, he never really did still have it
Tensions flair as the ole close enough certainly wasn’t good enough
Cairns Operator Known As Pumpy Chick Puts Her Whole Job In Her Name While Every Other Bloke In Queensland Is Stuck With A Surname
Foreman Leaves Bloke Alone On Miami High Rise For Five Minutes, Returns To Find Him Swinging Off The Edge Like A Wind Chime In A Harness
Police Academy Pass Mark Questioned After Footpath Chase, Linehands Offer To Run The Fitness Test Between Smoko And The Ute
Man Accused Over Ute Incident Tells Reporters Outside Court He Is Open To Reality TV Offers, Still Yet To Enter A Plea
Fight Breaks Out In Room Smaller Than A Line Pump Hopper, Crew Say Access Was Shit, Nobody Could Swing, And Someone Landed It Anyway
Bloke In A Black Cap Declares Delusion The Starting Point Of Every Dream, Concrete Trade Confirms It Also Explains 'Home By Two'
Every Linehand In The Country Identified In One Backyard Wearing Sunnies, Singlet And Teal Tns, Sleep-Ins Booked Clear Through To Christmas
Aunty Delivers Full Toolbox Talk In Eleven Words, Tells Every Linehand To Look At Themselves And Then Not Bother With The Mirror
Bloke In Supplement Shop Confirms Preferences Out Loud Four Times Running Until The Other Fella Says He Feels Better Now
Longo And The Good Fellas Demolish Caviar And Lobster Over Penfolds' Finest Red While Builders Keep Ordering Four Cube Too Many For Their Own Wildtrack Fund
Gold Coast Pump Owner Asks PumpLife To Find A Linehand Who Is 'Good And Reliable', Trade Says Lucky To Get One With A Full Set Of Teeth
Concrete Officially Replaces Congress As Most Powerful Body In The Country, Pumpers Named New Influencers After Airport Hangar Slab Goes Down Glossy
Perth Man, 32, Declares Swan River A Car Park, Police Disagree And Lay Charge Of Destruction Of Property
Local Man Marks Thirtieth Birthday By Handing Uncle Turbo A Fresh Set Of Skids, Because Cake Doesn't Leave Black Lines On The Bitumen
Nation's Blokes Suddenly Obsessed With Fishing After Spearfishing Reel, Nobody Can Name The Fish But Everyone Is Pricing Up A Boat
Self-Described Dumb Fencer Gives Concreter A Free Inspection, Finds Fall Meant To Reach The Drain Has Instead Opened A Swimming Pool
Bucket Crew Under A Mixer Chute Makes The Schwing Pump Completely Optional, Linehands Everywhere Check Their Own Commitment And Come Up Short
Lingo Officially Crowned Sexiest Bloke To Ever Run A Line Pump, Will Be Sinking Piss Daily Across Sydney's Finest Locations All Summer
Pumper Ready To Answer 'What Time You Finishing Today?' With One Straight Front Kick Down The Middle After ONE Championship Shows Him How
Station Street Boys Run A Bit Of Piggy In The Middle On The Tram Tracks While Half The Strip Films It And Nobody Wants The Ball

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