A shirtless man with short dark hair, face and neck tattoos, metal capped front teeth and a thick gold chain talks to the camera in front of a window with blinds. — Picture: @jarredmurphyyy666

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Fresh Tats, Metal Cap Teeth And A Gold Chain Heavy Enough To Anchor A Boom Prompt Nationwide Search For What Jarred Murphy Upgrades Next

11 November 2026, 8:00 amOn The Boom

THE BATHROOM MIRROR — "New tats, metal cap teeth, what's next." That is the question Jarred Murphy (@jarredmurphyyy666) has put to the nation, delivered straight down the barrel with a mouthful of shiny hardware and a gold chain that could hold a 52-metre boom at full stretch.…

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