Three workers in hi-vis stand on a wet slab among steel mesh eating filled donuts while a fourth bends over to work the concrete beside them. — Picture: @___hnkn___

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Three Blokes Stop A Live Slab Pour To Get Jam And Cream Down The Hatch While One Mate Screeds Alone And Nobody Offers To Swap

11 November 2026, 12:30 pmOn The Boom

111 HEDGES, GOLD COAST — Wet mud at their boots, steel mesh at their knees, and three crew in hi-vis each holding a long john stuffed with jam and cream. The hnkn crew have declared nothing beats the combination in the middle of a slab pour, and the footage backs them up. Chins…

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Three Blokes Stop A Live Slab Pour To Get Jam And Cream Down The Hatch While One Mate Screeds Alone And Nobody Offers To Swap

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