A man with messy hair holds an energy drink can to the camera in a car with three balloons against his chest, while a shirtless man in sunglasses and a cap sits behind him. — Picture: @brendo.one

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Brendo Rolls Up To Work In A Car Full Of Balloons, A Can Of Energy Drink And A Shirtless Witness Who Has Seen Nothing And Will Say Less

9 November 2026, 5:30 amOn The Boom

PASSENGER SEAT — Who let the balloons in the car? Nobody will say, and the shirtless bloke in the back with the sunnies on has gone completely silent, which in this trade is the same as a signed statement.

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Brendo Rolls Up To Work In A Car Full Of Balloons, A Can Of Energy Drink And A Shirtless Witness Who Has Seen Nothing And Will Say Less

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No kids. No snitches.
Adults only past here.

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