A man in a black tee stands on a night-time footpath while another man in a blue top is down on his hands and knees beside a tree. — Picture: @herogram_50k

FOOTPATH DESK

Entire Street Brawl Resolves Itself Without A Single Punch Landing As Every Bloke Involved Takes Turns Flooring Himself On The Footpath

8 November 2026, 5:30 pmOn The Boom

FOOTPATH, AFTER DARK — Nobody won, nobody lost, and every single bloke in the fight ended up flat on the concrete by his own hand. Witnesses confirm it was the most efficient brawl on record, because the combatants did all the work on both sides and the spectators just stood…

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Entire Street Brawl Resolves Itself Without A Single Punch Landing As Every Bloke Involved Takes Turns Flooring Himself On The Footpath

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