A woman in a car pointing at the camera with a cheeky grimace, with a list of on-screen text about steps, coffee and unread messages above her. — Picture: @rizza_tee

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Thirty Two Unread Messages Finally Answered In One Sitting Sends Every Linehand's Missus Straight Back To Asking What Time He Finishes

8 November 2026, 8:00 amOn The Boom

WESTERN SYDNEY — "32 unread messages, finally replied." That is the line rizza_tee (@rizza_tee) put on screen from the driver's seat, pointing straight down the lens like a woman who has just cleared the inbox and wants it known, and every linehand in the country felt his phone…

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Thirty Two Unread Messages Finally Answered In One Sitting Sends Every Linehand's Missus Straight Back To Asking What Time He Finishes

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