Two blokes collide on a patch of grass beside a footpath and a corrugated fence, one in a white tee and black shorts driving shoulder-first into the other while a kid in a red and white top watches. — Picture: @coach_swayy

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Coach Sway Demonstrates Exactly How Hard He Is Going To Drive Into Your Mum, Shoulder First, No Arms, Full Commitment, Zero Wrap

4 November 2026, 7:00 pmOn The Boom

THE BACK LAWN — One run-up, one shoulder, no arms, and Raymond 'Sway' Sione (@coach_swayy) has answered the question nobody asked: exactly how hard he is going to drive into your mum. The answer is all of it, at once, with his eyes shut and nothing wrapped.

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Coach Sway Demonstrates Exactly How Hard He Is Going To Drive Into Your Mum, Shoulder First, No Arms, Full Commitment, Zero Wrap

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No kids. No snitches.
Adults only past here.

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