A young man in a hi-vis vest on a concrete truck leans in and hoses out the mixer bowl on a leafy suburban street. — Picture: @starkysconcretepumping

WASH BAY

Young Starkys Bloke Finally Handed The Hose And The Bowl Wash-Out, Crew Calls It A Promotion And Nobody Corrects Them

5 November 2026, 12:30 pmOn The Boom

THE WASH BAY — Every pour ends the same way, with a bowl full of leftover cement and one poor bastard holding the hose. Today at Starkys Concrete Pumping it was a young bloke in hi-vis, and he took it like a man who had been waiting for this exact day.

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Young Starkys Bloke Finally Handed The Hose And The Bowl Wash-Out, Crew Calls It A Promotion And Nobody Corrects Them

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