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Aunty Demands Linehand Explain Three Inch Versus Four Inch Clamp In Full Detail And Do Whatever The Fuck He Has To Do

5 November 2026, 7:00 pmOn The Boom

Three inch or four inch. One question, two clamps, and a linehand who has been guessing between them since his first day on the hose. Aunty (@westandwithauntyc) has called time on the guessing, straight down the phone: "It don't make sense to me. Explain it. Do whatever the fuck…

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Aunty Demands Linehand Explain Three Inch Versus Four Inch Clamp In Full Detail And Do Whatever The Fuck He Has To Do

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No kids. No snitches.
Adults only past here.

Whinge to the editor.

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