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Concrete Truck Tips What Looks Like A Pure Pile Of Stones Onto A Front Lawn While A Bloke With A Shovel Asks Where The Cement Went

9 November 2026, 8:30 amOn The Boom

FRONT LAWN — One chute, one sheet of ply and not a drop of paste in sight. A concrete truck has backed up to a front yard and tipped what looks like a straight load of blue metal onto a plywood landing pad, and the bloke on the shovel has the face of a man who ordered a driveway…

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Concrete Truck Tips What Looks Like A Pure Pile Of Stones Onto A Front Lawn While A Bloke With A Shovel Asks Where The Cement Went

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