Not hecticccSponsored by Pump God
Local Uso in distress after heavens opened up and things got a little too moisty.
Mother Nature one upped me
It was 3:17 p.m. when the local line Sianaa operator rolled up for an arvo pour, only to find old girl upstairs had turned the job into fucking weet-bix. Standing one out, meat pie in hand, he surveyed the carnage.
He dragged the rubbers out, clipped it up and admired his work. “All day, cunt.” By 5:24 p.m., the job was done, the pump was fucked, and he’d endured more hardship than a bloke convincing liberals what a woman is.
He brushed the mud off, cracked another pie and muttered, “Faaaark… not hecticccc.” Hardest cunt on site, and the only witness was a magpie.
Satire, obviously.PumpLife is a satirical publication about the concrete pumping and concrete industry. The stories here are made up for a laugh and are not statements of fact. Any resemblance to a real operator, concreter, pump or smoko is a coincidence.
