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Foreman Leaves Bloke Alone On Miami High Rise For Five Minutes, Returns To Find Him Swinging Off The Edge Like A Wind Chime In A Harness
MIAMI HIGH RISE — Five minutes. That is all the gap anyone needed, and by the time somebody looked back a bloke in hi-vis was swinging off the side of a concrete tower on a single rope, boots scrabbling at the column like he was trying to find the last stair in the dark. Nobody was holding anything. Nobody was nearby. The pipes sat stacked on the deck, the formwork lay in a heap, and the only thing on that floor moving was him.
The on-screen caption in the video reckons he "definitely lied on the job application", which is the most generous reading of a man hanging off a building by the one thing his week's pay depends on.
"Every crew has one," said a linehand who has watched plenty of good plans survive about four minutes of unsupervised access. "You say you'll be back in five. The site decides how that goes."
Safety consultants everywhere agree the correct response is a radio call, a rescue plan and someone standing near the edge with a cool head. The actual response, per the footage, was a long, quiet look from across the gap and the sound of nothing happening.
The high-rise is still going up, just slower, because every supervisor in Florida now has to explain what five minutes means.
The rope held. The programme didn't.
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