A tattooed man in a black basketball singlet jumps out of a doorway with a wide-eyed, shocked face and powder on his nose while a mate behind him covers his face, under the caption 'POV: Boys night out in 2040'.
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BOYS NIGHT 2040

Robots Discover Colombian Software And Go Full Gold Coast Special, Now Need Only Peptides, Tastys And A Burleigh Pad To Be One Of The Boys

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BURLEIGH HEADS, 2040 — The robots have found the Colombian software, and inside four seconds one of them was in a doorway with a face full of powder and eyes like dinner plates, accusing a mate of looking at him. It's boys' night out in the year 2040, courtesy of Jackson, and…

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