BOOM CAB, 5:40AM — Cigar in one hand, pink cup in the other, polo buttoned to the sternum and sunnies the size of a pump hopper. That is the feeling, and every operator in the country has had it for about four seconds after the first coffee, until the radio crackles and the…

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