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Near-Naked Bayswater Sprinter Clears Fences And Climbs A Roof Faster Than Any Apprentice Has Ever Reached The Smoko Van

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BAYSWATER, VIC — Fences, a roof, a warrant and a pair of undies. That is the full obstacle course a Melbourne man is accused of running, and no linehand in the country has ever covered that much ground between the ute and the smoko van. Police were trying to serve a warrant when…

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