Opinion
Jake Paul Served Warm In Round Six As Anthony Joshua Locates Emergency Stop Just Right Of Chin
INTERNET BOXING DESK — Social media entrepreneur and part-time boxer Jake Paul was served warm in round six after heavyweight Anthony Joshua calmly located the emergency stop button just right of Paul's chin. The shot landed clean — "dropping Paul like a 50-metre boom set up on a sinkhole." "He didn't get knocked out. He got unplugged." Paul suggested his jaw may be broken, a claim doctors are investigating "while simultaneously trying not to laugh." Joshua praised for professionalism and composure. Insiders believe Paul will take a break to heal and carefully select his next opponent "based on age, mileage and marketability."
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