Kangaroo Immediately Identified As New Site Manager After Eating The Plans

A local kangaroo has officially been promoted to site management after being caught on camera eating the plans for the job, effectively saving the boys hours of pretending they were going to follow them anyway.

The incident unfolded when the roo casually hopped onto site, assessed the paperwork, and decided the drawings were optional at best.

No hesitation.
No questions.
Straight to chewing.

Witnesses confirmed the roo showed more confidence handling the plans than most foremen, before calmly destroying any remaining chance of the job going “by the book.”

Blokes on site were reportedly unfazed.

“Falans had already been: l

• folded 14 times
• dropped in mud
• argued over
• and ignored

So the roo simply finished the process.

Industry insiders believe this may be the first documented case of wildlife intervening to speed up a pour, with early reports suggesting productivity actually improved once the drawings were removed from circulation.

At press time:

• the roo had moved on
• the job was now “winged”
• and the boys agreed the site was running smoother than ever

Authorities have confirmed the kangaroo will not be charged, as no one was going to read the plans regardless.

Editor’s Note

Plans were eaten.
Job still got done.
Australia remains undefeated.