Jake Paul Served Warm In Round Six As Anthony Joshua Locates Emergency Stop Just Right Of Chin

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Social media entrepreneur and part-time boxer Jake Paul was officially served warm in round six over the weekend, after heavyweight professional Anthony Joshua calmly located the emergency stop button just to the right of Paul’s chin.

Witnesses say the shot landed clean, efficient and without emotion — dropping Paul like a 50-metre boom set up on a sinkhole, before medical staff were asked to have a look at what appeared to be a jaw that had recently reconsidered its career choices.

The stoppage came after five rounds of Paul doing his best, Joshua doing his job, and the internet pretending this was ever going to end differently.

“He didn’t get knocked out,” one analyst clarified.
“He got unplugged.”

Paul was later heard suggesting his jaw may be broken, a claim doctors are reportedly investigating while simultaneously trying not to laugh.

The result has left the boxing world asking the important questions.

Where does this leave Jake Paul?

Will he:

• return to fighting older men to keep the rep looking tidy

• announce a comeback at a more comfortable weight

• or simply wipe his tears with his cash and call it “legacy building”

Experts remain divided.

“Real men fight men,” said one commentator.
“Jake fights whatever makes sense on a spreadsheet.”

Joshua, meanwhile, was praised for his professionalism, composure, and ability to remind the world that heavyweights are heavyweights for a reason.

At time of reporting:

• Paul was upright

• his jaw was being assessed

• and boxing fans were pretending they didn’t enjoy it

Industry insiders believe Paul will now take a short break to heal, reflect, and carefully select his next opponent based on age, mileage and marketability.